I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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