in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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