Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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