I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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