I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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