New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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