If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I think people are normalizing furries
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
