at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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