Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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