i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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