Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
