I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
