You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Me. At least after what I've been through.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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