The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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