I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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