I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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