A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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