sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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