..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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