yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Bring me that man meat
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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