i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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