glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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