I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
