thus making me awesome and them whores
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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