I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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