Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
