I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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