At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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