bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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