how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
COCAINE IS GR8
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
