If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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