You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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