Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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