I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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