Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
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