Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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