Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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