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Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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