I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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