I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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