We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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