I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
