There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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