you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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