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Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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