Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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