Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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