I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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