I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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