just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
