I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm having to shit out rocks
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