He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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