So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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