After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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