Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm lost and stupid without you.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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