When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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